i want to be infinite

genpadalecki:

how do you look down at your beautiful baby that you carried for nine months and spent so many hours giving birth to and this thing is going to change your life etc etc

how do you do that

and then decide to name that baby laquisha

britishbakerboy:

what’s the point of cute boys if i can’t have one 

-makemesmile:

if someone ever cheats on me im going to invite them for a romantic candle lit dinner in a deserted area and then im going to tell them stories about how i killed my ex boyfriend in the woods because he cheated on me and then im going to point to the trees and say “actually those woods right over there” and then im going to blow out the candle and laugh